45+ Witty Lost And Found Signs That Would Get Anyone Laughing

Published on 07/07/2022
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His Info

Today, there are so many ways to communicate that most people just put up signs as a joke. After all, if you’re seeking a genuine missing item, you don’t really need to contact the community, but it might be useful if you don’t know how else to do it. It was clear that he had no interest in it. If he shared his true contact information with others, we can’t help but be concerned. Did he want to see how many people would accept it for no apparent reason despite the fact that he appeared to be alone?

His Info

His Info

Not Giving It Back

We believe this message is a prank because no one steals horses anymore. Not to mention that individuals frequently display this type of hoax sign when they falsely claim to have found a pet that they wish to keep. Although the man gave his phone number, we presume that he was merely interested in seeing how many people would contact him over this hypothetical horse. Unless of course, he was mounted. Never say never.

Not Giving It Back

Not Giving It Back

You’ve Seen It Now

Even though we haven’t finished the list yet, we have the feeling that boredom is a common driving force behind the bulk of these humorous placards. What exactly do you gain from this? Knowing that around ten people laughed at your joke? That does not mean that it is in any way faulty. It’s not like these banners have ever caused harm to anyone, and who knows, maybe this cat joke that everyone has now seen was just enough to make someone’s day someplace.

You've Seen It Now

You’ve Seen It Now

Don’t Make It Weird

This sign concerns us the most because it’s unclear whether it’s a joke or not. The problem is that it is simple to form a bond with a sociable stray dog, and once you do, it can be difficult to let him go. The fact that a dog is wearing a collar indicates that it probably already belongs to a family, therefore people should always bear that in mind. Always feel free to keep your own dog at home! Ideally, advertisements like this one are humorous the majority of the time.

Don't Make It Weird

Don’t Make It Weird

Here It Is

A decent individual will always give the money back to whom it belongs. A trustworthy person would be far more likely to keep it. And because it has a sense of humor, this one will at least inform the original owner that their money has been forever gone. However, this is most likely just another practical joke created by someone looking for an amusing way to use a rubber band. Indeed, he was successful.

Here It Is

Here It Is

Signception

We are curious as to what satisfaction the creator of these humorous signs derives from them. How can they know if it made anyone laugh if they aren’t continually monitoring it? Perhaps the fact that they put the sign in a visible location will be enough for them to comprehend. And it’s actually rather intriguing to look at, to be entirely honest. At the very least, they were proficient with Photoshop.

Signception

Signception

Don’t Make Them Go Back

If you lose your wallet, you can also lose a lot of crucial information. Losing your driver’s license might be the worst thing that can happen to you for certain people since it necessitates going to the DMV, which is a bastion of evil. It appears that the author of this poster wants to persuade others. I’m hoping whoever found his wallet was moved by his calls for help.

Don't Make Them Go Back

Don’t Make Them Go Back

Don’t Make Eye Contact

Contrary to popular belief, not everyone adores their dog. This is a result of some dogs acting like complete jerks. Others are too aggressive, while some of them are genuinely harmful. If such dogs disappear, their owners could even feel relieved. This sign is definitely misleading since if they genuinely wanted to get rid of Klaus, they wouldn’t need an excuse to give him up for adoption. They could just be being mean to Klaus.

Don't Make Eye Contact

Don’t Make Eye Contact

Drawn From Memory

A sign will not help you get back something that has been stolen from you. After all, the burglar isn’t concerned about such things. This sign’s objective is not to get the bike back but to express to the thief the victim’s feelings. The victim’s process of creating this sign was probably therapeutic, even though it is unlikely that they will feel guilty as a result.

Drawn From Memory

Drawn From Memory

Parrot BBQ

This one is humorous because no one was attempting to be funny at all. The coincidence can occasionally be funnier than the joke. We’re not sure who put their poster on the pole first, but whoever was second was either savvy or inattentive. No birds are harmed at parrot barbecues, in our opinion. In America, we don’t really consider parrots to be food that has been authorized by the FDA.

Parrot BBQ

Parrot BBQ

Opens What?!

The joke is that the Ghostbusters should be called if you locate this evil canine from another realm, but you can’t see it in this image. Huge marshmallow men and those men who care about such things. However, Vince is always an option. He has a ton of useful skills, such as the ability to swing open enormous doorways to other planets. Who wouldn’t desire a dog that was capable of such things?

Opens What?!

Opens What?!

Who Would Do This?

Even if criminals are inherently dishonest or self-centered, you must take their reasons into account. While some things are valuable enough to steal, others are not. A floppy drive, really? Does that even have any worth at this point? We can’t help but think that some crooks only steal to get even. Therefore, the sign’s creator is correct in saying that only an evil person would engage in such behavior.

Who Would Do This?

Who Would Do This?

Missing Cat

The oldest trick in the book is to use a photo of a wild animal to create a lost sign for it, creating the impression that a hazardous animal is wandering around the neighborhood. Who wants to be attacked by a feline with such a moniker? Therefore, Mr. Tiddles is the proper name for that awful beast. But if it reacts to your pain screams, doesn’t that mean you can ask it to stop after it has wounded you? We presume that in order to escape the initial attack—which is perilous when dealing with a lion—you would first need to do so.

Missing Cat

Missing Cat

Lancelot The Crab

The lost crab Lancelot is the focus of much discussion in this sign since he would be challenging to locate (at least alive) in a large colony. You know what matters to us most, though? the prize. There is one, but it is not in cash. So… So, what precisely is it? Perhaps a strong handshake? to be knighted? Does being a lord or lady in Scotland need only one square foot of property? This has piqued our interest.

Lancelot The Crab

Lancelot The Crab

Moving Out

Cats tend to be picky about the people they express interest in. That is all fine and good. That is if you don’t want to or don’t have a cat. Some cats will try to live with humans without their consent. This sign’s maker may have enjoyed it to certain people, but they were not themselves. Cats, on the other hand, have a reputation for picking new owners quite rapidly. Perhaps it will simply vanish on its own?

Moving Out

Moving Out

We Didn’t Expect This

To be clear, we do not advocate devouring adorable puppies. We must acknowledge, though, that this sign’s abrupt and depressing turn towards the conclusion makes it hilarious. I doubt that surprised many people. Thankfully, we can’t tell you what Beagle tastes like, but we don’t think it’s anything like chicken. In any case, it’s the information that none of us is interested in confirming or denying.

We Didn't Expect This

We Didn’t Expect This

A Good Mosquito

There is no doubt that any sign that requests that you find and bring back a mosquito is a fake. But for the time being, let’s just act like we’re in on the joke. A truly bad omen, I might add. We are not given any information on Aaron’s personality or instructions on what to do if we discover him after it is too late. Additionally, it does not offer any type of financial compensation for taking the possibility of catching malaria or the West Nile virus.

A Good Mosquito

A Good Mosquito

An Odd Cat

The majority of people have come across a sign like this online. They are frequently shared. We don’t think this animal—possibly a badger? —but then again, may be mistaken for a cat… Some people have really poor vision. Others simply didn’t receive a quality education. There is still a chance that someone will believe this is a household cat. If they continue, they will quickly come to the opposite conclusion.

An Odd Cat

An Odd Cat

Freed At Last

Not all who wander are lost, and dogs are certainly no exception! Like his predecessors, Pierre surely has some blood from the French Revolution coursing through him, and he yearns for violent freedom! The French aristocracy of the Middle Ages did not, in our opinion, abuse their pets quite as poorly as modern humans do, Pierre, in all candor.

Freed At Last

Freed At Last

Relatable

Unfortunately, lost time cannot be made up. You might, however, express your displeasure to anyone who will listen and perhaps find some sympathetic ears. We’ve all been in circumstances when you just need to wait for the effects of a prescription to resume your normal activities. Could Claritin perhaps work a little more quickly?

Relatable

Relatable

Redundant

This is still under discussion. The ridiculousness of someone collecting “lost dog flyers” is only humorous if it’s a prank. It would be really disrespectful to take down all of someone’s fliers if they are actually missing their dog. However, who among us would act in such a way? You are probably aware of how tiny our confidence in humanity is, despite our best efforts to pretend otherwise.

Redundant

Redundant

Thanks!

Despite what we recently said, the short anecdote in this brief note shows that good people do exist. Even though stealing the missing objects would be trivial, hardly everyone does. However, we think that leaving a thank you message in this manner is a little strange. Furthermore, it is littering. Thank them in your heart or in any other way you see fit.

Thanks!

Thanks!

The Famous Schrödinger’s Cat

A cat under a box has an equal chance of being either dead or alive until you can confirm it, according to the core tenet of Schrödinger’s Cat. Erwin Schrödinger proposed this idea. We can’t blame people for being perplexed by this thinking experiment, but many people probably will be. In this situation, it at the very least makes for a funny comedy.

The Famous Schrödinger's Cat

The Famous Schrödinger’s Cat

This Already Happened

Everything was predicated on or motivated by the concept of someone else. Do you know what this sign stands for? not to mention the popular online meme including dogs? But hey, there’s nothing wrong with being predictable once in a while. If everything was only good when it was brand-new, we wouldn’t live in a world where joy and excitement were so hard to come by.

This Already Happened

This Already Happened

A Pro Babysitter

Even the most pessimistic spirits must find work, but that effort is made even more challenging in the current economic climate! In these situations, a placard highlighting your subject-matter expertise is an appropriate replacement. The bit where you kidnap their child and raise them as a member of your evil family is obviously something you might want to leave out. According to us, this usually scares away potential clients.

A Pro Babysitter

A Pro Babysitter

Anyone Similar Will Do

After leaving to get milk from the store, your partner has been gone for more than an hour. The “lost” sign is obviously the only option at that time. If you expand your search parameters a little and let everyone know that a suitable substitute will do, you’ll find your guy a lot faster. This is a collection of big-brain strategies.

Anyone Similar Will Do

Anyone Similar Will Do

The Dog Is The Reward

Isn’t it typical that the smallest canines exhibit the worst behavior? Pit bulls and bulldogs receive a lot of flak even though they are to blame for all the problems. Daisy might be justified, despite this. She appeared to be having a major fight with the Pope for some reason. Does anyone know about a terrible past that we are all unaware of? Maybe she is after all after retaliation!

The Dog Is The Reward

The Dog Is The Reward

Hairy Harry

We don’t understand how a person could form an emotional connection with a fly, but we also generally avoid passing judgment. Harry may have struck up a friendship with the person searching for him because he was an especially kind fly. Or perhaps they were simply bored and decided it would be amusing to find a fly that had once captured their attention. When you have nothing else to do, you’ll do anything.

Hairy Harry

Hairy Harry

Not Lost

Some people only display signs for show. It makes no difference what they actually lost. All he wanted to do was praise his dog, Gilligan. And let’s face it, just from the sound of this sign, he sounds like a pretty awesome dog. On the other hand, what if someone was inspired by this to abduct your beloved pet? With a pet as wonderful as Gilligan, who wouldn’t want one for themselves?

Not Lost

Not Lost

Not So Friendly

Since there are so many signs like this one online, it is likely that most of the people who make them are joking. The text on this sign is the same as the other one on the list. Possums aren’t particularly hazardous (did you know they can’t get rabies? ), so even if the person who made this sign is unaware, they shouldn’t be at too much risk.

Not So Friendly

Not So Friendly

At Least He’s Happy

When you give it some thought, the majority of problems and concerns are caused by having a brain. You wouldn’t be in trouble if you didn’t possess a brain. That, in theory, clarifies why this man is comfortable with losing his brain. Everyone should keep their distance from him and let him enjoy his momentary brainlessness because he won’t be able to function without it for very long. Probably cathartic, too.

At Least He's Happy

At Least He’s Happy

This Seems Familiar

It’s one thing to lose a turtle, but it’s rather perilous to lose a turtle that holds your nunchucks. We are all aware of the power a nunchuck can give a turtle. Thankfully, Michelangelo only seems to be a menace to the evil. All turtles, in our opinion, are capable of moving far faster than they do; they only choose to conceal this ability so they can use it to their advantage in stressful situations.

This Seems Familiar

This Seems Familiar

An Adele Classic

Even if it’s only for fun, this is still a clever sign. Selecting a favorite line from the poster is possible for everyone who is familiar with the song. We’re not sure what that accomplishes, but we suppose it’s amusing. We are forced to wonder how much work people are willing to put forth for such a negligible outcome. It doesn’t seem to matter as long as they are having fun.

An Adele Classic

An Adele Classic

‘Yes’

We’re curious as to why a flier asking people whether they’ve seen it is being distributed, and we know that about ten people are aware of it. Was that the creator’s goal when they created it? Or are they gauging the number of people who would take part in a pointless social experiment? Whatever the case, it appears that some people have an excessive amount of free time.

'Yes'

‘Yes’

An Unhappy Chicken

This type of notice, unlike others of its sort, does not provide a description of a missing animal so that people may determine whether it is theirs or not. Therefore, it is most likely because it is impossible for that many people to have lost a chicken. Would someone, on the other hand, try to steal a chicken that wasn’t theirs? To do that would be weird. But we wouldn’t rule out the possibility that some people might actually do that.

An Unhappy Chicken

An Unhappy Chicken

It Just Flew Away

Since pigeons don’t stay in one location for very long and all look the same, making friends with one will be challenging. A second search for your pal is not a bad idea. Given the enormous clone army of pigeons, success is doubtful. Perhaps a corvid would be a better choice of bird for this man to keep company with. They are a far superior choice in this scenario.

It Just Flew Away

It Just Flew Away

Two Ads In One

If you’re going to publish a notice about your dog being missing, you might as well take advantage of the chance to promote the fact that you’re selling drums. No fresh poster needs to be created. Oh, and it’s frequently a good idea to apologize to your dog for being nude and also to give him a lot of information. You must tell them what to expect before they start.

Two Ads In One

Two Ads In One

Missing Unicorn

We’d much prefer to believe that the missing poster was a prank made by a nervous mental health professional. If you have seen a unicorn, don’t you think there is a problem that has to be resolved? It’s an odd thought, but someone with a printer and a lot of free time felt compelled to wander the area. But we wonder what type of inducement he would have provided.

Missing Unicorn

Missing Unicorn

Nature’s Bird

We can’t say for sure that this sign is a joke, even though it hurts. There are those people who are simply… Well, I suppose. As most people are aware, pigeons are wild animals—and rather common ones at that. We don’t know how somebody might mistake a pigeon for a pet parrot or something like that, but we also wouldn’t rule out the potential that humanity as a whole could make such a mistake.

Nature's Bird

Nature’s Bird

Counterintuitive

Given the poor IQ of the ordinary person, we are certain that this sign is a joke. After all, nobody could possibly be this foolish. Who would reveal their address if they knew their keys were in the hands of someone else? Unfortunately, since we are aware that occasionally people can be pretty ignorant, we cannot be certain that it is a joke. I hope he didn’t mistakenly set up a house invasion.

Counterintuitive

Counterintuitive

An Odd Reward

This symbol raises several doubts concerning the relationship of this husband. How does he let his wife down? Why should his mastery of the trombone make her trust him again? And why is he willing to give up his dog in exchange for it? Even if none of that is likely accurate, it causes us to examine alternative theories. What are the chances that a trombone player resides in your area?

An Odd Reward

An Odd Reward

Raspberry Beret

The song “Raspberry Beret,” which is well-known, appeared to be acquainted with both sides in this conversation. Certainly enough to genuinely smile at one another. But what if that guy actually misplaced his raspberry beret? There’s no humor about this at all! Despite the fact that we haven’t seen anyone in the last 20 years or so sporting a raspberry beret…

Raspberry Beret

Raspberry Beret

Impossible To Find

What would you do if an imaginary friend disappeared? Considering that you are the only one who can see him. Additionally, he is invisible, so no one will ever just happen to see or hear him. But what if you could just picture your imagined friend who isn’t there helping you? Is he not still living then? We’re just pointing out that there are occasions when it can appear as though imagination is strangely confined.

Impossible To Find

Impossible To Find

Don’t Return

Usually, if you return anything to its original owner, these signs promise a reward. Rarely do they give you a justification for retaining what you’ve lost. However, this man could care less about his pet. Furthermore, some cats can be a pain. In fact, paying someone else to get rid of them sounds worthwhile. Simply stating that he is prepared to take extraordinary efforts to get rid of it suggests that it must be a genuine problem.

Don't Return

Don’t Return

A ‘Good’ Dog

First off, we’re not sure if it’s acceptable to have wolf-blooded canines as pets. However, regardless of legality, we can promise you that keeping a dog with wolf blood in it is a horrible idea. Wolves that have mated with domestic canines are more accepting of people than purebred wild wolves, who are wary of them since they are more inherently violent. This mixture is not good. Due to the hybrids that make up this lost dog’s extensive list of a dozen breeds, we are also certain that it does not exist.

A 'Good' Dog

A ‘Good’ Dog

Check out more of these hilarious restaurant signs, we can’t believe they’re actually real…

Needs Another Look

This sign initially gives the idea that there is an issue with the restaurant’s food supply. On the other hand, a clever play on words from a different language combined with a nod to popular musician Snoop Dogg produces a restaurant name that is original, funny and encourages you to get some hot, delicious Vietnamese soup.

Needs Another Look

Needs Another Look

Philosophy from El Arroyo

This story’s amazing signage, like this one, has already been provided by El Arroyo. The Austin restaurant has advanced from dad jokes to naughty jokes and is now providing us with food for thought as we eat. If people spend this much time thinking about what clapping is and isn’t, then they must really enjoy the meal at El Arroyo, but the sign does raise an interesting point.

Philosophy From El Arroyo

Philosophy From El Arroyo

Better Check the Calendar Again, Lads

One restaurant has the boldness, vivacity, and chutzpah to be open eight days a week while closing on Sundays, despite the fact that many boasts of being open six or even seven days a week! We don’t know what kind of restaurant this is, but if it can so dramatically alter time, then their food must be outstanding.

Better Check The Calendar Again, Lads

Better Check The Calendar Again, Lads

Freudian Slip from the Colonel

Kentucky Fried Chicken is the cornerstone of the fast-food industry. If you want some sides and crispy chicken, there isn’t a better spot to go. It is obvious from this sign that not everyone enjoys this place to eat because even a staff member has grown weary of it.

Freudian Slip From The Colonel

Freudian Slip From The Colonel

100% Of Reviews Loved This

The eatery frequently garnered plaudits for serving the best burgers in town, did you know that. It still obtains a perfect score even if just one reviewer took part! This person wouldn’t make such a hasty decision and would want to weigh other options.

100% Of Reviews Loved This

100% Of Reviews Loved This

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